What Do You Call a Professional Wide Receiver who is Not Very Good in Bed?

Ya gotta wonder if some of my NFL bubble gum cards from the early 1970’s might have been more valuable today if I hadn’t been so creative as a child.

Introducing FAIR HOOKER and his freaky football friends.

FAIR HOOKER – WR, Cleveland Browns

JOHNNY UNITAS – QB, Baltimore Colts

LARRY CSONKA – RB, Miami Dolphins

RAYMOND CHESTER – TE, Oakland Raiders

LES JOSEPHSON – RB, Los Angeles Rams

DAVE SMITH – WR, Pittsburgh Steelers

DAN PASTORINI – QB, Houston Oilers

BRUCE GOSSETT – K, San Francisco 49ers

RANDY VATAHA – WR, New England Patriots

DENNIS PARTEE – K, San Diego Chargers