Naught-e Cards : Naught-e-ness at its BEST in 2012

A big THANKS to my fans for your love in 2012…my first year as a blogger!

We had a great year (480,000 views) and in appreciation I’m publishing

a “Best of” my original NAUGHT-E Card creations from 2012…as voted on

by me and a select group of invisible dead people.

Which one was your favorite?

Please…SHARE, COMMENT, LIKE, FOLLOW.

1-A Womans Work

10-In the event of dissolution

20-Freak boating accident

21-Turn the knob

23-You do the fucking presentation

30-Moist and vibrating

37 - Full on rapist

38 - Beat the crap out of you

43 - Mom didnt want you

71 - Clowns

72 - God and Farkle

73 - Candice

97 - Mirror mirror

101 - black eyed bitch

106 - To Do list

116 - Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am

111 - Bitch Action Films

123 - Whats your handicap

128 - Stare at Cleavage

136 - Better than you Hat

163 - Just Married

150 - Gay People

151 - Hell in a handbasket

Happy New Year ~ ghfool

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No More Candy For You!

ALERT!

It has been reported that across the USA on Halloween night there was a disturbing rash of trick or treaters accepting free candy and then returning to demand more free candy. Oddly enough, they were all wearing the same costume. If you have seen anyone who fits this description, you are advised…DO NOT give them any more candy!

*WARNING* Just to be clear, it’s not your candy! It’s the Government’s. Turn over all remaining candy to Obama so he can redistribute it as he pleases. Again, you worked and possibly even paid for the candy…but it is not yours! And Obama wants receipts. If you did not keep proper records of your candy consumption then you will be subject to an audit so as to make sure you did not eat candy that he wanted you to give to someone else. *WARNING*