Naught-e Cards : Naught-e-ness at its BEST in 2012

A big THANKS to my fans for your love in 2012…my first year as a blogger!

We had a great year (480,000 views) and in appreciation I’m publishing

a “Best of” my original NAUGHT-E Card creations from 2012…as voted on

by me and a select group of invisible dead people.

Which one was your favorite?

Please…SHARE, COMMENT, LIKE, FOLLOW.

1-A Womans Work

10-In the event of dissolution

20-Freak boating accident

21-Turn the knob

23-You do the fucking presentation

30-Moist and vibrating

37 - Full on rapist

38 - Beat the crap out of you

43 - Mom didnt want you

71 - Clowns

72 - God and Farkle

73 - Candice

97 - Mirror mirror

101 - black eyed bitch

106 - To Do list

116 - Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am

111 - Bitch Action Films

123 - Whats your handicap

128 - Stare at Cleavage

136 - Better than you Hat

163 - Just Married

150 - Gay People

151 - Hell in a handbasket

Happy New Year ~ ghfool

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Naught-e Cards: Let’s go, bitch! or, Do you know how F***ing busy I am?

I uh, I don’t like my job, and, uh, I don’t think I’m gonna go anymore.

You’re just not gonna go?

Yeah.

Won’t you get fired?

Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh… I’m just gonna stop going.

So you’re gonna get another job?

I don’t think I’d like another job.

Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and…

I’ve never really liked paying bills. I don’t think I’m gonna do that, either.

Well, so what do you wanna do?

I wanna take you out to dinner, and then I wanna go back to my apartment and watch ‘Kung Fu’.

~ Office Space

ghfool