FIFTY SHADES of GREY; Blog Part II: or, Bed, Bath and Beyondage

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So as I mentioned in Part I of this blog, a friend of mine loaned me this book called “Fifty Shades of Grey” a few months ago and I thought it was about the history of the Crayon.

Well, I read all 514 pages of this scintillating novel (well almost all, as some of this used book’s pages were stuck together) and I was wrong. Technically, you could say that it involved one large purple Crayon (sans Harold), but basically it was about something other than coloring. Anyway here is the part where I ruin the book for everyone (approx. 3.5 women and 3.5 billion men) by giving away the stuff that happens…

****SPOILER ALERT****

This book is incredibly exciting and is quite the page turner, as I mentioned above, if you read a used copy of this book then you might consider using a letter opener as your bookmark and wearing rubber gloves.

Here are the highlights:

There is this 27 year old Billionaire dude that is totally handsome, has a helicopter, a private jet, a man-servant, a smart phone, a swanky Seattle apartment and a lifetime pocket supply of condoms. And there is this 21 year old hot college chick that is a virgin, is best friends with a Mexican guy, has a real bitch of a roommate, can’t hold her liquor, uses pay phones, drives a 30 year old VW Bug and possesses an endless supply of Scrunchies.

They meet and have lots of amazingly detailed sex on any available flat surface or otherwise unoccupied space.  Oh, and he likes bondage and she likes English tea.

The End.

I can’t wait to read PART II which I think is called “50 Shades of Black and Blue”. I’m sure it’s just like Part I, but with even more bloody intercourse (Oh, c’mon…that’s a British term…really it is!), so what’s not to like?!

ghfool

(For the record, I’m not actually a big fan of English tea)

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Naught-e Cards : Naught-e-ness at its BEST in 2012

A big THANKS to my fans for your love in 2012…my first year as a blogger!

We had a great year (480,000 views) and in appreciation I’m publishing

a “Best of” my original NAUGHT-E Card creations from 2012…as voted on

by me and a select group of invisible dead people.

Which one was your favorite?

Please…SHARE, COMMENT, LIKE, FOLLOW.

1-A Womans Work

10-In the event of dissolution

20-Freak boating accident

21-Turn the knob

23-You do the fucking presentation

30-Moist and vibrating

37 - Full on rapist

38 - Beat the crap out of you

43 - Mom didnt want you

71 - Clowns

72 - God and Farkle

73 - Candice

97 - Mirror mirror

101 - black eyed bitch

106 - To Do list

116 - Do you have any idea how fucking busy I am

111 - Bitch Action Films

123 - Whats your handicap

128 - Stare at Cleavage

136 - Better than you Hat

163 - Just Married

150 - Gay People

151 - Hell in a handbasket

Happy New Year ~ ghfool