Every day I have to break my brain figuring out what to feed my three kids. Who ever thought that would be the hardest part of parenting. Are you on drugs? NO! Do you drink alcohol? NO! Are you having sex? NO! What do you want to eat? I dunno know?
OK, so who wants a sandwich? (2 of 3)
Who wants a hamburger? (2 of 3)
Who wants pizza? (2 of 3)
How about a salad? (0 of 3)
Seafood? (1 of 3)
Pasta? (3 of 3)…ok now we are making progress. So spaghetti and meatballs for everyone. NO! I don’t like sauce, I don’t like meatballs. I only want noodles. I want turkey. I want beef. No spice. @#$%&
Bacon and eggs? I love bacon! I hate bacon! I want scrambled eggs! I want basted eggs! I hate eggs!
Pancakes? I love pancakes! But no syrup but with butter. I love pancakes but only with peanut butter. I hate pancakes! I want waffles! I hate waffles!
Pork? Isn’t that a pig? Pigs are so cute!~
How about Chicken? I want baked! I want fried! I want fingers! I want nuggets!
O.K. then SALAD it is! Bon Appetite!