Seeking Mail Order Bride…shipping included!

In the spirit of summer, I repost.


I recently read an article about Zappos, which is a company that sells shoes to women on the internet and it made no sense to me whatsoever!

Women are so discerning about their clothes, especially shoes so how could they possibly make a well informed decision about strappy sandals or slutty pumps without trying them on beforehand? And then I uncovered the secret….SPANX, no wait that’s a different secret…the secret to selling shit on the internet that you just “have to have” but aren’t sure you want for the rest of your life is…free shipping and a liberal return policy!

So I thought to myself, self,

“I wonder if they do the same thing with women?”

I had my crack research team (me) research the subject and lo and behold what did we discover? That I love naps. So after my nap I knew it was time to get motivated…

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Nature’s Dance: Stuff I wrote (as just a boy)

Nature’s Dance

Orange ember, golden glow
Horizontal spectrum flow
Emerald carpet, diamond shore
Crested force, a lion’s roar

Jagged granite, breathy breeze
Softened cracks befriend a tree
Emerald carpet, diamond shore
Waiting just outside the door

Orange ember, golden glow
Rising passion, fire show
Fuzzy blanket, tender hips
Cold champagne on sweaty lips

Hard to find and hard to keep
Mountains high and valleys deep
Blinding sunlight, winged dove
Denouement, forever love