No More Candy For You!


It has been reported that across the USA on Halloween night there was a disturbing rash of trick or treaters accepting free candy and then returning to demand more free candy. Oddly enough, they were all wearing the same costume. If you have seen anyone who fits this description, you are advised…DO NOT give them any more candy!

*WARNING* Just to be clear, it’s not your candy! It’s the Government’s. Turn over all remaining candy to Obama so he can redistribute it as he pleases. Again, you worked and possibly even paid for the candy…but it is not yours! And Obama wants receipts. If you did not keep proper records of your candy consumption then you will be subject to an audit so as to make sure you did not eat candy that he wanted you to give to someone else. *WARNING*

Pole Dancing! Presenting the GHFOOL…umm…Presidential Poll.

When I was first eligible to vote, the election was between Abraham Lincoln and Hilary Clinton. I voted for Lincoln.

Since then its been a crazy ride from Hollywood stars to country boys from oil men to philanderers from business owners to career politicians. This year I’m voting for Theodore ‘Teddy’ Roosevelt partly because I like stuffed animals and mostly because he’s dead. But don’t let my vote sway you. Instead, focus on the two political signs published below to form your opinion.

Introducing, the GHFOOL official 2012 Presidential Poll.

Comment with your choice and opinion. The winner gets to rule the free world and a chance to knock over all the milk cans to win a Teddy Bear the size of the US Federal Deficit.

Let Americans know who you want to be the next president by leaving a reply/comment*.

*Click on the word balloon icon in the upper right of this blog. Any included pole dancing image of yourself doubles your credibility.