In the spirit of summer, I repost.
Women are so discerning about their clothes, especially shoes so how could they possibly make a well informed decision about strappy sandals or slutty pumps without trying them on beforehand? And then I uncovered the secret….SPANX, no wait that’s a different secret…the secret to selling shit on the internet that you just “have to have” but aren’t sure you want for the rest of your life is…free shipping and a liberal return policy!
So I thought to myself, self,
“I wonder if they do the same thing with women?”
I had my crack research team (me) research the subject and lo and behold what did we discover? That I love naps. So after my nap I knew it was time to get motivated…
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