SLICE OF LIFE: or, Things I Whittled and Other NONSENSE: or, SUCK IT!

I took up whittling a couple of years ago, but have slowed down a bit since I sliced my left thumb off (well, almost). I did get to SUCK IT** as I drove myself to the Emergency Clinic…which was kinda satisfying.

REMEMBER: Always cut AWAY from your body!*

*Unless you’re trying to cut yourself on purpose, in which case, you should just drop the knife (scissors, chainsaw, thighmaster etc.) and drive yourself immediately to the Emergency Clinic.

**Thumb sucking is optional.

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8 comments on “SLICE OF LIFE: or, Things I Whittled and Other NONSENSE: or, SUCK IT!

    • It is until your 6 yr old screams bloody murder and you look up (and away from your active whittling project) to see what method of death he is confronted with this time and you stupidly continue to cut while surveying the scene and…ooops…Honey, I need to go to the ER. Don’t worry…I’ll drive myself. I still have one good hand,

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