FINDING NEMO – Part 1 (unscripted – Blair Witch Project Edition)

I awoke in the middle of a dream. And in my dream I was running naked through a field of tall flowers and singing at the top of my lungs in jubilant rejoice…and…It was kinda scratchy….the tall flowers that is…and when I awoke from this dream, there was only two constants to my awakedness…I was naked and I had a rash.

So I decided to work with that and I walked around the house naked, made a cup of coffee and then strolled out into the back yard and…WTF IS THAT???????  I was completely strartled  (not that there is a different kind of startled) and I ran back inside to find my binoculars…and I came across the large hallway mirror and realized that I…had no clothes on…(photos by subscription only). So I found the binoculars and then placed them between my legs as I got semi-dressed and then frantically raced back into the back yard to focus on this crazy situation. I don’t take this river rescue stuff lightly as I had actually saved a a seven year old girl’s life just a few weeks earlier (true story).

Anyway,  I looked through my binoculars to see what all the commotion was about and it remained a bit fuzzy. So I had no other choice but to sprint down the steep, slippery steps to the edge of the raging river to protect this being from death….as I had done a few weeks before…and as I prepared to sacrifice my life…I came across….NEMO.

To be continued…


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