MORE DEMOTIVATIONAL Sayings: Part II…Sponsored by “Futurama”

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PRESSURE

It can turn a lump of coal into a flawless diamond, or an average person into a perfect basketcase.

VICTORY

Winners never fly higher than when they’re bouncing up and down on the egos of those they defeat.

PROCRASTINATION

Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now.

PRETENSION

The downside of being better than everyone else is that people tend to assume you’re pretentious.

TRADITION

Just because you’ve always done it that way doesn’t mean it’s not incredibly stupid.

PROBLEMS

No matter how great and destructive your problems may seem now, remember, you’ve probably only seen the tip of them

REGRET

It hurts to admit when you make mistakes – but when they’re big enough, the pain only lasts a second

SUCCESS

Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams.

RISKS

If you never try anything new, you’ll miss out on many of life’s great disappointments.

SACRIFICE

Your role may be thankless, but if you’re willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you.

THE SECRET OF SUCCESS

What is The Secret? Pretend you’ve already achieved it- Then offer to sell The Secret to others.

TROUBLE

Luck can’t last a lifetime unless you die young.

WORTH

Just because you’re necessary doesn’t mean you’re important.

VISION

How can the future be so hard to predict when all of my worst fears keep coming true?

WISHES

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it’s really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you’re pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it’s death by meteor.

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