I travel a lot in my job. But I don’t have to hassle with airports, luggage, crying babies, obese people sneezing on me or foreign languages. Because I drive everywhere. So you might be asking yourself, self how does he get to Paris, Athens or Maui in his car? The answer is easy, I don’t go to those boring places. I travel to Driftwood, Dripping Springs, Pflugerville, Luling, Lockhart, San Marcos, Fischer, Niederwald, Gonzalez, Wimberley and New Braunfels. It doesn’t get much better than that!
And in my travels, I see lots of animals…most of which have lost the capacity to breathe, kicked the bucket, pushin’ up the daisies, deceased, EX-Animals. So we are gonna play a little game I like to call…
If you’re squeamish then just pretend that everything is alive, not dead or soon to be dead…unless it scares you that it might be alive, in which case you should consider it DEAD, or at least napping.