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I See Dead People..and by people I mean Cats, Bats and Rattlesnakes!

I see dead...stuff

I travel a lot in my job. But I don’t have to hassle with airports, luggage, crying babies, obese people sneezing on me or foreign languages. Because I drive everywhere. So you might be asking yourself, self how does he get to Paris, Athens or Maui in his car? The answer is easy, I don’t go to those boring places. I travel to Driftwood, Dripping Springs, Pflugerville, Luling, Lockhart, San Marcos, Fischer, Niederwald, Gonzalez, Wimberley and New Braunfels. It doesn’t get much better than that!

And in my travels, I see lots of animals…most of which have lost the capacity to breathe, kicked the bucket, pushin’ up the daisies, deceased, EX-Animals. So we are gonna play a little game I like to call…

DEAD or ALIVE?

If you’re squeamish then just pretend that everything is alive, not dead or soon to be dead…unless it scares you that it might be alive, in which case you should consider it DEAD, or at least napping.

I took this photo with my shoe-cam

Rattlesnake really does taste like chicken

Turtle soup is awesome!

Left hook to the right eye?

Madame Tussauds got it right this time

Pieces of PIG

Cat formerly known as Princess

R.I.P.

ghfool

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18 comments on “I See Dead People..and by people I mean Cats, Bats and Rattlesnakes!

  1. I’m going just for the top picture here and I’m saying alive. N.b. I’m so glad I’m English and we don’t have those, 2mm ants or bumblebees are about as scary as it gets – we don’t do bugs! (or natural disasters/hurricanes/earthquakes/tornados//tsunamis/large predators/poisonous snakes, frogs, lizards, insects etc) Generally it’s all just a bit leafy and damp.

    • FYI…H Jay is the WINNER going 7 for 7 (although technically the stuffed animal dead bat isn’t really dead). I will be contacting Mr. Rockaway about his fantastic prize as soon as I get back from my around the world cruise in a luxuriously appointed inflatable raft.

      Good luck next time and thanks for playing!

  2. H Jay is the WINNER going 7 for 7 (although technically the stuffed animal dead bat isn’t really dead). I will be contacting Mr. Rockaway about his fantastic prize as soon as I get back from my around the world cruise in a luxuriously appointed inflatable raft.

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