Cheerleading is a classic sport that goes back in time as far as men have been on the planet. Trust me. And yes, I called it a “sport”…OK…it requires physical skill, sanctioned competition, shoes and underwear.
It’s a sport, no argument! So I was watching the NCAA March Madness College Basketball Tournament today and there was this one young woman that I swear didn’t have underwear on and this other that was apparently sponsored by KFC. Rule breaking in progress! I was outraged except for the no underpants part.
And I got to thinking, like I’m apt to do when I’m not passed out, and I was thinking…I said that already didn’t I…anyway since when did fat girls get to be cheerleader? Next thing you know society will make it legal for wild animals to drive drunk.
My point is that if you don’t eat healthy, then you might end up being an extra-chunky, pantiless cheerleader who gets run over by a hammered wildebeest bus driver! That might sound enticing to the “Y” generation but although I’ve never been a woman nor a licensed wild animal, I’m confident that being a fat cheerleader places you in the fast lane on the highway to HELL! So push away from the all-you-can-eat buffet and follow the bright light cast by these excellent examples of future mothers in waiting. Oh, and please defend yourself – always!
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